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11 Approaches to Be Awesomely Bad at Social Media in 2011

24 de Fevereiro de 2022, 8:35 , por soredis - 0sem comentários ainda | Ninguém está seguindo este artigo ainda.
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2011 is here now, and right now hopefully it's a given that the company has established a cultural media presence.

Whether it's Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, YouTube, Jumo, About.me or the myriad other established platforms, participating in social media marketing is no longer nearly being hip and on the cutting edge shivangi joshi. It's simply just how that business is going to be performed from here on out.

But are you doing it right? Here's how exactly to become notorious on the planet of social media marketing in mere 11 easy steps*.

1. Stick as to the you know.

Remember MySpace? Man, those were the great old days. If perhaps we will have held on the website just a bit longer. In the end, who needs innovation and creativity?

2. Talk no more than yourself.

The best parties are the people where in actuality the host talks no more than himself and all of the awesome stuff he's been doing together with his life, right?

Social networking is the same way. You're the most fascinating thing available, so don't waste your time attempting to listen what others need certainly to say.

3. Don't do your research.

Researching new platforms and outlets? That's for the birds.

Everything that you know right now in social media marketing is all that you'll ever have to know, so don't waste time or brain cells figuring out what's coming next. Everybody else is on Facebook and Twitter, so you need to be, too.

4. Don't pay attention to your audience.

Don't reach out to others. Expect them to come to you, not vice versa.

They must be thanking you for the amazing products and services you're offering, so minimal they could do is seek you out.

And if they have questions? Well obviously it's simply because they don't really understand your product. You don't want their business anyway.

5. Create boring content.

All content is created equal. Provided that you'll find something to create or tweet everyday, who needs good copy, enticing videos or engaging conversation? Not this guy.

And you most likely don't, either. Your services sell themselves, right? So why waste time on presenting them in a compelling manner?

Also, be sure to use bad grammar as well. It shows you're among the people.

6. Berate others publicly.

This 1 is really a personal favorite. I'm not talking about reaching out with a legitimate customer care concern. No, this technique is better put in practice once you forgo private messages and air your grievances publicly.

Think you've got a much better method of handling someone's social media marketing? Make your case where everyone can observe right you are...and how wrong everybody else is.

7. Don't have a strategy.

Who needs a plan when you are able fly by the seat of your pants?

Function as Indiana Jones of social media marketing and just make it up as you go. What could possibly fail?

8. Act like you know everything.

We like know-it-alls, don't we? Besides, that's the very definition of being a professional: you've reached the pinnacle of human knowledge and are beyond the idea of learning anything new. Now all you have to accomplish is let others find out about it...

9. Brag all of the time.

I really like hearing how amazing I am, don't you? That's really what social media marketing is focused on: a platform for extolling my countless virtues.

You're so vain, you most likely think this tweet is about you...but it's not. It's about me.

10. Never look for help.

Real men don't look for directions, and real social media marketing experts don't look for help.

If you can't figure something out on your own, just get out the smoke and mirrors and fake your way through it. Reaching out to others is really a sign of weakness, and the social sharks are circling and looking forward to the smell of blood in the water to attack.

11. Forget the "why."

Finally, be sure to forget why social media marketing exists in the very first place.

Remember, it's a corporate machine, not just a place for community building or socializing. Make sure your presence is as impersonal, cold and unfriendly as possible.

And there you've it: follow this simple checklist, and you'll be sinking your social media marketing presence right away!

*While it goes without saying that the advice provided in this short article is satirical in nature, contained herein are, in fact, valuable lessons learned from real-world samples of social media marketing practices gone horribly wrong.


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